Summer Twilight Book Club

A podcast where 2 dumb bitches put their social work degrees to good use by discussing the horniest 4 books of their teenage years.

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S2 Episode 4 – Bella Swan's Monster Garage

Sahana and Kat are delighted to find that Stephenie Meyer gifted them with more car crash fetish ammo than they ever could have hoped for in Chapters 7-8 of New Moon. In this episode: Impromptu cliff diving, sexy motorcycle crashes, helmet advocacy, a supreme lack of...

S2 Episode 3 – Edward Uncut

Kat and Sahana read Chapters 5 & 6 of New Moon and actually experience joy reading for the first time in weeks. In this episode: Return of the car crash fetish, anime tiddies, spaghetti party, Stephenie Meyer Reparations Movement [audio...

S2 Episode 2 – Summer Therapy Book Club

Content Warning: Abusive relationships, self harm, suicide Sahana and Kat get clinical all over your ass in this social work heavy episode. In this episode: Sahana learns what a mark is, Bella is a terrible friend, Sahana sues Stephenie Meyer for her unpaid labour...

S2 Episode 1 – Party Mode

Kat and Sahana jump into the sad girl world of New Moon by discussing the Preface thru Chapter 2. In this episode: Class tensions, really good birthday parties, vampire theology, staying chaste for Edward. Trigger/Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of...

Episode 9 – See You Later Spider Monkey

Listen to us recount the harrowing experience of watching the first film in the Twilight franchise. In this episode: Sneezing for money, human blingy, first boners, William Joel. [audio...

Episode 8 – Hyatt Hustler

Listen to us finish the book in a special double episode.In this episode: Original groutfit, art house vampires, Sahana learns something, Stephenie Meyer misunderstands airports [audio...

What people are saying…

“It’s so fun to relive this series I read as a kid, and see it in a new perspective. The hosts have great chemistry, are hilarious, and actually give great insight into the readings. Thanks Sahana & Kat for bringing me joy.”

– Dat guy who reviews music

“This podacst is good as hell. It has energized me to /read twilight for the first time/ and I REGRET IT.

– Riley Hopkins

As a former yung-vampire-stanning teenager that can in no way deny my obsession with Twilight, this both met my need for nostalgia and a critical feminist lens.

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Show Cast:

Sahana & Kat – @STBCpodcast